𝑻𝒓𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑻𝒐 𝑹𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓 𝑻𝒉𝒆 90𝒔 - My ´90s Secret Celebrity Crushes

Thank God It´s #NinetiesFriday

Last week I went Nostalgic and concluded that I actually did not feel any nostalgia.

𝑻𝒓𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑻𝒐 𝑹𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓 𝑻𝒉𝒆 90𝒔 - Nostalgia is (not) A Dirty Word

This week I will try the romantic approach.

I think we all had them, for me, they were mainly in the Nineties when all my adolescent hormones were first released.

Yes, I am talking about those moments as a kid when you are watching a show you have watched a million times before, and suddenly something feels different when that one character floats onto the screen.

Kelly Kapowski

I loved KK from the first time I saw her and this might actually be the scene that turned me on to Tiffany Amber Thiessen.

Tiffani Still looks like the girl I dreamed about.

Although I prefer the less plastic fantastic version from back then.

Because she was such a cute 15-year-old.

I was sad when the bells stopped ringing and then she showed up in Beverly Hills.

Tiffani AKA Valerieshe was the second-hottest girl in 90210.

But I would not mind having Breakfast With Tiffani.

No Place For Second Best

Tif might have been the hottest in Saved By The Bell, but in BH90210 there was only one First Lady....that left and was replaced by the number 2.

No, it was not one of the blonds because Gentlemen prefer dark, unless it as bunny but more about that in a bit.

Brenda Walsh

Tif got beaten by Brenda, Brenda & Dylan were the reason BH90210 was fun. Because all the rest where just Hollywood fluff.

But Brenda had..... that.

That Nineties Ponies thing I guess.

Shannon left us recently but she made that show for me, and she did not do a bad job as a witch but it was not Brenda😍

Okay that was cute, so decent and dark(haired) were my crushes, but that changed.

I grew up and I found a huge stack of old Playboys, thanks Stepdad.

Does soft porn like that actually still exist?

Do 13-year-old boys still start with decent stuff at the Playboy level nowadays?

Or do they get pornhub links from friends before they ever got a true erection?
I truly don´t know, but I expect the romantic moments I had with my Playboy Bunnies are not as common now as they were back in the Nineties.

Anna Nicole Smith

Oops there she is my All-Time favorite Bunny.

I guess there is a reason why they call it Porno Blond in Dutch. Not sure why she became a bigger hit than most Bunnies.

But I am sure that her real-life soap helped.

But for me, that was not what did it for me. Although now I think come to daddy!

And if you know Anna you might know that Ann had some chubby periods.

For those who know me a bit better....they probably already figured that was one of the main reasons I fancied her... a lot.

This brings me to probably my most secret celebrity crush...

Big Girls Dont Cry

It already started pre Nineties with the Bird and lots of hairspray.

She looked so cute, I wish I could dance because damn she was the the only bigger girl in movies when I grew up.

Then it exploded 21 Humpstreet meets Grease, meets Hairspray, she was hot as a chili pepper.

I looked a little like that guy Ricki kisses during the riot,so I really had hope.

But then she met that guy, Stafford. But I must admit even in her talkshow days she was so much better looking than Oprah and Jerry.

Just look at her, still cute but not Cry baby cute if you ask me.

And well, nowadays she still looks like Talkshow Ricki, but I miss my little Cry Baby Pepper.

My One True Love

Okay, I see a pattern, a Pony Pattern. And I think I know where that fetish originated.

After writing all this, there is one more secret.
The biggest secret of all.

This is Not a Crush.

I repeat:
THIS IS NOT A CRUSH

This is my one true love, even if I look at her now.

Winnie Cooper

Even nowadays I have a weakness for cute and innocent especially if they come with a Winnie Cooper smile and hairdo.

This girl shaped my fantasy, she is the girl to which my boy brain compares all others in those first 10 seconds.

Gwendolyne «Winnie» Cooper (Danica McKellar) at 5,4 (1,63m) even her height is perfect.

Back then it was still okay for teen girls do bikini scenes, thank god.

And she is still having most of what she had back then...although she could do with a few more curves but I guess that is a personal preference.

But just that face below, any girl looking like that is just jaw-droppingly gorgeous.

More Beautiful Nineties Celebs Without A Crush

I guess I went all in today being open and honest, showing you all the beautiful things the Nineties have to offer.

One more beautiful thing back then was that if you saw a good-looking lady, she probably noticed you too as she was not sucked into her phone by Insta Dopamine.

We Want More Winnie

For all the boys that still have Winnie on their mind..... a little evolution video....

WTF do I do on #NinetiesFriday?

Well, don't do what I do because that would be copy/pasta!

But some ideas are music, movies, television, sports, or really anything Nineties related.

I assume movie, TV, or music topic reviews or talk will be most common, but you could also talk about a sports memory or something else.

Think the Pop Culture of the times, but it would be great to hear about little known and interesting bands or entertainment items. Don’t forget to use tag #NinetiesFriday

@geneeverett will give 3 basic income units to a winning random post every week that uses the #NinetiesFriday tag. Also @thebighigg has jumped in to match for 6 total weekly prizes! If anyone else wants to sponsor with 1 unit let me know or just send if you don’t wanna commit to weekly 👍

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