WTF is a SMOKO?

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WTF!

is SMOKO??

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I signed on to see I was tagged by my bro here in the Hive. So you know I am gonna click on that shizz to see what's going on...

I am naturally curious just like a cat. So I clicks on this link He had tagged me on and it takes me to something called SMOKO

After watching it I still have no clue wtf a "smoko" is..?

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And of course the strange looking young singer screeching like two cats fighting has literally zero talent or singing voice. So like any other fuckin'train wreck or car accident. I slow my roll to take a longer look... For fucks sake @galenkp !!

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What have you done to me?

I kinda think I know what a "Good Pub Feed" is now after listening to that noise. I then barely made it thru Listening to a song called "Clap"

And am now stuck in a loop of this horrible noise (music) called "Dine and Dash."

I have literally wasted half an hour and still have no clue WTF Smoko is and why that very untalented punk rocker ozzy had a lifegaurd shirt sponsored by DHL..?

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I am now helplessly lost and stuck in a youtube vortex.
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Off The Wagon!!

I was YT vortex free for over a year clean and sober. But I will always slow to stare at train wrecks and car crashes.

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Now come on over to the #ThreeTuneTuesday where I am gonna try some musical rehab and try to get my mind right!

Keep on KrazzyTrukkin'

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I know what SMOKO is, but I'm trying to work out how much sarcasm we can chuck around here before someone takes it too seriously 🤣

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Hahah a Smoko is a work break where Australian tradesmen or tradies grab a pie, a Dare iced coffee and a cigarette.

It makes sense to Aussies 🤣🤣🤣

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See now One thing I have learned from @galenkp is to NEVER assume it means what I think. I was leaning towards marijuana or drug related.

He has taught me much. Mostly positive good things. He is a good influence. LoL

I now call my semi truck a "Prime Mover".

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In factories here it may be called a tea break, probably a remnant from the English influence I guess, and the fact the tea lady would bring a big steaming vat of tea around for the workers.

I'm not sure where smoko originated, but it's essentially a break from work. One might have a cigarette or food, or just a rest either way it's generally a scheduled break when production stops. It happens on work sites also, anywhere really, although tends to be limited to the blue collar jobs.

I say it now and then, even in my white collar world. Something like, time for smoko folks, announced to basically say, let's have a break. I don't smoke - filthy bloody habit.

Aussies have a way of using slang, we sometimes put an 'o' on the end of things for some reason.

Service station becomes servo, (alcohol) bottle shop becomes bottlo, workers compensation becomes compo, a smoke break a smoko. Vehicle registration is rego and so on.

You might become Rando, but it gets more complicated with names - we're pretty good (and brutal) with nicknames. We tend to call people the opposite of what they are sometimes. Someone with red hair might be called bluey or a short person, big boy, a fat person slim. It degenerates from there. I know you Americans have your ways also, and probably do the name thing too.

Slang is a really difficult thing to comprehend here, complex and often State/city specific and with Australia being so multicultural it can get confusing.

Back in the day I did a couple posts about Australian slang, both went quite well, were pretty funny actually as I'd introduce the words then put them all in one long (fucken rediculous) sentence. Maybe I should do one again.

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Ahhh... Yes I like that then.

A Smoko is just what the Doctor Boss Kitty ordered then.

One SMOKO coming up.
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Yep, I can see you're on smoko, Chats style.

Oh, also, I saw you made a comment somewhere about the surf lifesaving shirt the chap from the video was wearing being sponsored by DHL. Here, the SLSC's are not well funded (but well needed) and so they seek sponsorship from companies and businesses, hence the logo.

Also... The Chats website. Official merchandise. Lol.

https://www.thechatslovebeer.com/

Look at their tour dates...Coming to a town near you in Americaland.

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After reading the post and the comments, I’m annoyed nobody has congratulated you on those amazing dance moves. That’s my favorite. Fuck the smoko thing! Dance moves are where it’s at. Did you record those sweet moves on the smoko?

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Why yes... Yes I was on a SMOKO.

Now that I know a Smoko is a break from work in that strange but totally awesome land down under. .

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As for the dope dance action. I got moves like Jagger. Or a seizure. Depends on your POV.

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