Bold step to love
Greetings!
Let me start by sharing an experience of mine...
There was this lady, very beautiful with melanin-dripping skin, not tall, not short, mesomorphic, with the perfect endowment I’ve been imagining my future wife to have. I was crushing on her from afar but finding it hard to talk to her. You can't blame me; I wasn't man enough then—okay, change that—I wasn't "boy enough" because I was just a boy back then. Okay, I was actually a guy already but still rated on the level of boys because I wasn't into the things that guys do. In a nutshell, I wasn't spoiled; I was well-cultured in a Christian way.
I wanted this girl. I had imagined a lot of lovey-dovey scenes with her, but the boldness to approach her—at least to get her number so we could start chatting—just wasn't there. I can't count how many times she made me lose control while doing my ushering work in church. Thank God that all my thoughts weren't channeled to the "bad side." If they had been, I wouldn't have been able to hold myself if my trouser zip got pushed up while standing in the midst of a crowd as a result of my brain imagining nonsense with her. Lol.
Miraculously, it happened: I got her WhatsApp number. Want to ask how I got it? No way I'm telling you that. But just know that I didn’t steal it. Yeah, I did a survey, and I got it.
Guess what? When we started talking and bonding very well, this girl blew my mind with, “Do you know that I've been wanting to talk to you ever since, but you kept distancing yourself from me?”
OMG! I couldn't believe my eyes when I read that from her. So, the person I've been wanting to be friends with had been wanting the same thing all along, and I didn’t know. I regretted not making the move earlier.
That’s life for us!
Now, check out this song by African China and Faze titled “If You Love Somebody.”
I'm sure Nigerians reading this know about this song and how it tells people—guys, in particular—to go and approach the lady they like and not shy away because there's a possibility of the lady liking the guy too. But because it’s in our culture for a guy to approach first, the lady can’t make a move.
This kind of thing used to happen to me a lot back then. I was typically affected by what we call “slow mouth,” where I found it hard to approach a lady out of fear of rejection.
But now, things have changed. I can boldly walk up to any lady and woo her, even if the person is Assistant Mary (religiously) or Beyoncé.
Two things are involved: it's either I get turned down or accepted, but come on, I'm handsome, and I can't be easily turned down 😂.
Now, I'm feeling like I should use this opportunity to shoot my shot, but I don't know which one to shoot because there are many fishes in the river, but most of them have security guards around them with Oraimo cords to whip.
Okay, I think I found one.
@deraaa how about Netflix without the 'chill'? You're interested?
Thanks for reading.
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You’re shooting shot on a public blockchain 🫠 it’s as if that shot is Bullet because how can?! 😂
I don’t want any chill abeg. Plus until you send your picture, I know you’re not any handsome 🌚
It's better here. If it doesn't work, I take it as laughs, afterall it's a comic post😂. It's
not me you'll be tossing in DM You think I didn't reason it?
Stop forming hard girl, allow bullet to pass through you.
Come on. You know it😂
I can never take you seriously like this. In fact, this is all the more reason I will avoid that shot 😂 man is bringing pride to “toasting” 🤣
You should calm small na😂.
Okay, I'm not handsome to that tone but I'm rated 9.3% by my siblings.
Should I continue or your whale friends are gearing up to release missiles?
my whale friends are asleep like this. But let me wake them up…👀
Lol.
Be expecting me in your DM this August.... I'm coming like third Jesus
No be only… na fair Jesus
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 see second fashtioluwa o. So in your mind now, you can shoot shot abi?
I thought it was still you that needed some tutorials on a date with a lady from @fashtioluwa 😂😂😂
Chai, it is well o
Lol😂.
It's play I'm playing and everyone knows it
Lol me I don't know it o
Now you see that I’m innocent
Lol, if I hear 😜
What’s happening here ancestor?🤣🤣@deraaa
me I don’t know for this man o😂
I'll reply you next Tuesday
Hm! Church boy, so wetin u dey tey talk now, we wey start dey toast babes at the age of ten no dey well cultures abi, haha
I understand sha, hehe
Toasting girl at age 10?
Omo! Then, I was playing outside, naked.
Ehn, you'll cry😂😂 what is @deraaa name doing there😂😂😂
Wait fess..let's look into this
So you're now confessing to be a back slider now ba??
By the way, your post is getting more better and funnier by the day😂.
Good job brother 😘
#dreemerforlife
Me I don’t know o. This man just dragged me out for no reason 😂
Sorry eeh, I didn't mean to pour sand in your garri... incase the people own you are asking you questions already 😅
Looooool you’re very funny
You don't know the courage I summoned to drag deraaa. Ofcourse, her people are hunting for me already 😂
I was telling a story. I'm still as righteous as then. Google about me small.
It's the 'brother' for me. You made it sound like a church thing😂
Thank you InnocentGirl
Hahaha 😂 😂. Goggle kor..lol
But you really didn't have to add that innocent girl part you know🤣
Lol😂.
This InnocentGirl, you need to try enough to convince me you're not the person I've booked with that thought in my head already.
You need to try hard.