YOU HIT THAT GROOVE ON ME BABY!!! / TRENCHTOWN MASSIVE - Original Content from @DanaidhB - Musical Comedy Week for @Hiveopenmic #154

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❗️This video contains some strong and explicit language that some people may find offensive.❗️

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“Please Do Not judge me for this! Hahaha.
I am all for peace and laughter.
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It’s just a bit of original musical banter comin’ right outta Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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@DanaidhB performs his Original FunkRap Tune called 👇🏼
“TRENCHTOWN MASSIVE / YOU HIT THAT GROOVE ON ME BABY!”

This is #hiveopenmic Week #154
Musical Comedy Week!! 💪👍🫶🏼
I am Danaidh B,
Let’s get started!!!, c’mon!! Let’s go!!” 🤪

(P.S. Wait for the end!.. 😂)
If you know the film “Dirty Grandpa” you’ll totally get the last verse…🔞🔞🔞… LOL

intro
(Chorus)
You hit that groove on me baby! (x4)
Don’t hit that groove, (x2)
Don’t hit that groove on me baby!

(verse)
“Don’t spit on shit twice bitch,
It’ll only miss the third time,
Which makes you feel a bad vibe and feel sick,
Think which time is right and be quick,
I picked up the only bad fruit, twist?
Twist?? Is it?? IS IT!!???”

“Well… my wrist is a list, look at this, a scar to tell a story of antics and stitches which is business in Babylon!
It’s riches in Babylon!”

“Theres stitches in skin bits,
and bitches with grin flicks,
it’s twisted it’s business,
and it’s shit that no-ones fixin’ it,
which is not christian,
but she claims such religion,
but within, they’re itchin’ and ditchin’ any friction, they’re fiction, why fix them? they’re a system infliction, twisted with any wisdom, why kiss em??
They’re pissin’ away gods missions!”

(Chorus)
“You hit that groove on me baby! (x4)
Don’t hit that groove, (x2)
Don’t hit that groove on me baby”

(verse 2)
“They call me trenchtown massive,
You might think I am passive,
But if you fuck with me,
I’ll take you down so fastly,
Act like you seen a ghost,
Or something very ghastly,
I’m the main-man-host,
And nothin’ gets past me,
I’m the one with the most,
Ganja in me attic,
Witha guns of fury, like a semi-automatic,
I love a good smoke, I’m the ganja-man fanatic,
So let me roll a joint, and I will pack it!
Leave you oh so high! Like the top-shelf packet,
Leave ya troubles behind, and all ya baggage,
I’ll make you feel so good like a magical magic,
With the mushroom soup and Alice’s white rabbit,
I’ll be inna good mood, feelin’ fantastic,
No playin’ around, no amateur dramatics,
I’ll be playin’ a scale like mixolodian chromatics,
And I’ll melt your brain so much, that you will crap it,
Get up in the morning feelin’ oh so crabbit!
But Trenchtown Massive will get you back and at it, and feelin’ so fine, so Babylon we attack it..”

(Chorus)
“You hit that groove on me baby! (x4)
Don’t hit that groove, (x2)
Don’t hit that groove on me baby”

(verse 3)
“I’ll split you up the middle with a samurai’s katana,
Squishin’ you down like an orangutans banana,
Shred you up good like Carlos Santana,
Knockin’ you down I’ll make you lose your grammar,
Bitin’ at your ankles like a deep sea piranha,
Never had a girl like Hannah Montana!!,
Full of shit like paparazzi gone mad!! AHH!
It’s not something I could ever be, or wanna,
I just wanna blend in like a tropical iguana,
I’ll be Chillin’ in the trees, catchin’ a tan!..
Out in the desert, as hot as the Sahara!
Chillin’ in the nude, no T-shirt or pyjamas,
All I need now is medical marijuana, Chillin’ with a babe like Aubrey Plaza,
No bikini on, or pants, or her bra! Yah!!
Take it all off! her booty come from her madda’ (mother)
I would never say this too her fadda’ (father)
He’d a come and chase me, and commit a murder!
But he cannae catch me, so he take it no further!!
Now she suckin’ on me like an original werthers!” 😂😂😂

(Chorus)
“You hit that groove on me baby! (x4)
Don’t hit that groove, (x2)
Don’t hit that groove on me baby“

Wishing all the contestants the very best of luck!
Thanks,
Danaidh B
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