Ode to Posty | Splinterlands
Listen Posty,
We know you’re a Magic guy. You love games with depth, a little chaos, and a whole lot of nerdy passion.
Splinterlands is right up your alley — fast matches, real strategy, digital cards you actually own, and a community that lives for this stuff. No egos, just good people geeking out over monsters, mana caps, and the perfect line-up.
We’d love to show you around. Get you a solid deck, jump into Discord, nerd out with the crew. No pressure, just vibes.
Come hang. You’d fit right in.
#Splinterlands #PostMalone #ComeNerdWithUs
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And now, because I am entirely made of cheese, here's a poem:
Yo Post, we’ve got a quest — come play with the best.
No label, no deal — just cards and some zest.
You’ve battled with beats, now duel with a deck,
Where monsters get summoned and spells break your neck.
From Fire to Death, from Water to Life,
Each Splinter’s a world, each match is a knife.
Magic still slaps, we totally agree
But there's room on your shelf for a little Web3.
You’ve toured the globe, now rule the coast —
In Praetorian arenas, you’d be the host.
We’ll build you a deck, no tricks, no jokes,
Show you the ropes and hand you the tokes.
Hop into Discord, vibe with our crew,
They’ll cheer when they hear that Posty came through.
So jump in the ring, embrace the flame —
It’s heart, it’s hype, it’s more than a game.
<3
All the art in this post was creating using Midjourney and then assembled together using Figma. All of the above is fan-made and is not officially affiliated to the Splinterlands company.
Hahaha this is actually kinda genius. Mixing Post Malone with a TCG pitch, this is art lol. If Malone actually saw this, he might just pull up 👀👀
I always listen to Post Malone when I do my workout routine.
BEAUT. Come on over, @post-y!
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i'm searching if he got a tattooo with "VONAK"
Such a master piece of art! Let's crossfingers he subscribes to your new on boarding pass benefits! #Vonak