Three Tune Tuesday Shit Music

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Bit of a different slant on ttt this week everybody. @abalze never stipulated whether we need to like or hate the three tunes. πŸ˜€

My 6 year old daughter was in the car with me the other day and the Spice Girls came on the radio. ILLLLLLLLLLL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT.... SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT. I glimpsed in the rear view mirror and saw that face when she likes a song. I tried my hardest to turn the radio station over but I ended up turning on the vipers. My worst fears were being realised. She was going to ask me who sang this song and then it would be added to her playlist and be played on repeat for a week. I shuddered at the thought of a whole week of Spice Girls. They are truly a band that if I ever hear a song again it will be too soon. I just never understood them as an entity.
When I was 15, 16 the Spice Girl launched themselves to global stardom. Now the thing was that a few of them were so darn good looking that a couple of my friends loved them, not the music but they were not put to one side as was their physical appearance. So music videos were watched instead of turned over. Now thankfully I wasn't that hard up to stalk 5 girls that were thrown into stardom but a couple of my friends were and I still slag them about it. Thankfully we all got girlfriends a couple of years later and this fulfilled any desire for Ginger Spice or Posh Spice. So that was the of that terrible chapter and I was quite happy it was over.

Daddy who are those singing??
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Not sure honey. I don't really know this song.

Radio Presenter : And that was the Spice Girls there with there classic number Wannabe


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"It's the Spice Girls daddy."
"Will you add that to my playlist."

"I will honey but I am driving right now and can't add with my phone"

Note to self , buy her sweets to take her mind off the Spice Girls.

Later that evening,

"Alexa play the Spice Girls"
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This is only a phase and she won't like the song. She has too many indie music in her off her Mammy and Daddy.
I text the wife saying we had an emergency. THE SPICE GIRLS

Another one of their over written disasters that of course reached number 1 came on after wannabe. Something about Setting your spririt free, it's the only way to be.


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"Daddy I have a new favourite band"

Oh honey , who are they?

The Spice Girls.

Can you bring them up on your phone so I can see what they look like?

No bother. There you go.

That's Sporty, Ginger, Posh, Scary and Baby Spice.

Why is Scary Spice called scary?

Hmmmmm I am not really sure. Maybe because she has a voice that is like when you smoke 200 Bensen & Hedges a day and she always wears Leopard skin which is quite scary I suppose.

Why is Sporty called Sporty?
Because she's into Sport.

Anyway let's listen to something else.

NOOOOOOOO.

2 albums later.

Who is singing now?
I think Sporty is singing everything because the rest of them are not great singers.

So why are the rest of them in the band?

They do a bit of dancing and look good I suppose and say Girl Power.

Must get off the Spice Girls. Must find someone that little girls love as well but not as cringey.

Grace did you ever here of this song.


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Yeah will you add that to my playlist. No problem honey. She's my favourite now.

Phewwwwwwwww.

Hive Community who do you fucking hate??? Interested to hear your comments on this one.



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Hahaha
My little sister was into The spice girls, I never got into them.
Hate is a strong word, but I really don't like Take That, Oasis (Can't stand the ego of the main singer), and all those artists that have sexualised music, that makes me mad. Actually I will us the word hate for them.
I'm really hoping my girls don't hear The Spice Girls lol xxxxx

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Well I get ya . I don't really hate anything tbh. Maybe dislike is a better world. Prince sexualized music though. I quite like Prince.Probably a bit of small man syndrome going on there so he wanted the world to know he was scoring worldies πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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My country's pop scene is crawling with characters that make blood come out of my ears and then out of everything else. Even if it shouldn't... I won't even bring it up. πŸ€ͺπŸ˜…
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I'm in hospital because I drunk a cup of petrol.
That was a very fuelish thing to do.

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🀣🀣🀣🀣 I must admit. I haven't heard that many Belarussian smash hits either but then again it's probably much better than the German pop scene

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πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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I think the The Spice Girls and Gwen Stefani have made some of the shittiest music to intoxicate my ears in a long time. I pretty much hate those boy bands too.

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Ughhhh those bloody boy bands. And they all seem to come from my neck of the woods. BOYZONE , WESTLIFE.Thank god they are old now and past their sell by date.

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I remember seeing the Boy Band Extrordinair himself Ronan Keating at the Dublin Park Run. He is a nice guy as long as he isn't singing.

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!LOL Lock him up!!!!

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Hahahahahaha! I feel your pain, though with my boys the discussions revolve around games that I do not understand, and they drone on and on and on and on and on about them.

Good dad for guiding her and letting her do her own thing!

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yeah these new online games are all a bit complicated. I would say she will be good musically so trying to get her into as many genres as possible before we send her off for lessons in piano or guitar.

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Saved by Gwen Steffani!! Definetly better than the Spice Girls anyhow to have to be listening to! I always quite liked Gwen I must admit, herself listened to her a lot and never minded her stuff with No Doubt and solo.

For me it's the likes of Daniel O'Donnell and that kind of cringe music that I can't abide and all that Boyband manufactured Louise Walsh shite as well.

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